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Erika Simcott, a downloadable version of me.
Download The Splines Alive And Dead. Includes Tyler Spline (a resurrected, playable ghost), his great-grandson Geraint, Geraint's wife Virginia, and their daughter Marla.
Download the third generation. Do you have what it takes to raise five kids? The game has assigned this family a difficulty rating of 6.
Download a young Ana and Tyler and play them yourself!
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Monthly Archives: June 2009
Napoleon’s Childhood Continues
Ana gradually began to warm towards Napoleon. She started having mother-type wishes like “Buy a Toy Chest” and “Teach Napoleon to Talk.” Maybe it’s because the older Napoleon gets, the less likely she is to wake Ana up in the … Continue reading
At Least Everyone’s Lonely Together
Soon enough, Napoleon ages from a baby to a toddler. The first thing she does as a toddler is express her loneliness. In response, Ana expresses the following sentiment: Tyler has stepped into the role of primary caregiver. Ana will … Continue reading
Reader Suggestion: Adoption
At the suggestion of a very evil reader, I had Ana and Tyler adopt a baby. Check out the sneer on the adoption agent’s face as she deposits the baby on their living room floor. Even she knows this is … Continue reading
Tyler: Novelist, Chess Fancier, Jock
When I created Tyler, my idea was that he would be a jock. And so he is: for example, he likes to work out every morning after he wakes up. But he also enjoys reading. Since he seems to like … Continue reading
Ships In The Night
Tyler and Ana have not spoken to each other in the last 48 hours. Here’s a typical scene: It’s amazing how they manage to live such isolated lives in such a small house. Although I see some hope for their … Continue reading
Move-In Day
How very exciting, it’s Ana and Tyler’s first day together! As soon as they set foot on the front lawn of their two bedroom shotgun style home, Ana struck up a conversation about current events and the demise of print … Continue reading
Welcome to the story of the Splines!
The Splines are a mis-matched couple with no prior relationship. Will they find happiness together, or bicker endlessly? Honestly, I have no idea! Ana Spline is a hip, artistic computer whiz with no sense of humor. Also, she’s evil. Tyler … Continue reading