Family Downloads
Erika Simcott, a downloadable version of me.
Download The Splines Alive And Dead. Includes Tyler Spline (a resurrected, playable ghost), his great-grandson Geraint, Geraint's wife Virginia, and their daughter Marla.
Download the third generation. Do you have what it takes to raise five kids? The game has assigned this family a difficulty rating of 6.
Download a young Ana and Tyler and play them yourself!
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Monthly Archives: February 2010
Bringing Home Babies
Kay waddled across the street to the hospital and gave birth there. Then she returned home with her new twin girls, Pearl and Opal! (Kay is smiling while thinking about a politician’s podium. I decided that she must be thinking … Continue reading
Is It Time Yet?
Not yet. Willis sits around reading books, while Kay works on her new novel. While reading something else, Willis is of course thinking about the timeless classic, Grant Rodiek, Point Farmer Murder in Pleasantview. Later, their dishwasher broke down, and … Continue reading
Then Comes Barfing Into A Toilet That Could Really Use A Scrub
At least the bathroom decor matches her hair!
Then Comes Marriage…
The next morning, I had Kay propose again. Willis literally did a little jig of excitement! They were wed in the living room that afternoon. I’m a little skeptical of the groom’s choice of a “formal robe,” but hey.
First Comes Love…
Willis and Kay were getting along like gangbusters. He was soooo into her, and vice versa. Every one of her wishes was Willis-related. “Kiss Willis,” “Cook Willis’ favorite meal,” “Give Willis a massage.” Make me barf! I decided to have … Continue reading
The Hunt Continues
With all this time she’s been spending socializing, Kay ran into Priscilla (her mother’s twin sister). It turns out that Priscilla is doing quite well for herself! Although Priscilla didn’t recognize Kay as a relative, and they didn’t get along. … Continue reading
Finding A Man
Of course, in order to marry and bury them, you have to first meet them. Which means finding them. Where IS everybody? I sent Kay to the gym, because it’s usually crowded. No dice. As a “Couch Potato,” Kay prefers … Continue reading
Inconvenient Glowing
Marla suddenly wanted to learn how to play the guitar. I sent her to guitar lessons, and afterward she wanted to play in public. Too bad she started glowing with evil! Everyone booed her. It was very demoralizing. Kay wanted … Continue reading
Tyler Visits
The game gave me a pop-up message that “Tyler Spline is going to die soon.” This puzzled me until I remembered that he was resurrected last October. I had Marla phone him and invite him over. She was glowing evil … Continue reading
Where Do You Go From Here?
Marla was at the top of her career track, a level 10 Criminal. What now? The game gave her an Opportunity titled “The Most Evilest Plan,” which involved the military base. When I hovered over the menu option, it was … Continue reading