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Family Downloads
Erika Simcott, a downloadable version of me.
Download The Splines Alive And Dead. Includes Tyler Spline (a resurrected, playable ghost), his great-grandson Geraint, Geraint's wife Virginia, and their daughter Marla.
Download the third generation. Do you have what it takes to raise five kids? The game has assigned this family a difficulty rating of 6.
Download a young Ana and Tyler and play them yourself!

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Monthly Archives: June 2010
Celebrate!
I had Henry phone and adopt a baby, since Mort is pretty busy with his Ghost Hunter career. Welcome, Baby… um… Baby Spline! (I forgot to write down the name, and then forgot the name. Who forgets the name of … Continue reading
Milestones
Mort finally made Level 10 of the Ghost Hunting profession! But it’s still talking about “experience remaining until next promotion.” Are there more than 10 levels to the professions? Because I just don’t know if I have it in me. … Continue reading
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Everybody Loves Henry
I adore Henry, although I couldn’t really tell you why. He’s just… adorable! Mort is wholly smitten as well. Here he’s just racked up another 300 Lifetime Happiness points for fulfilling his wish to “Kiss Henry.” Later that night, Mort … Continue reading
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Wedding Bells!
If you didn’t catch the infoMania segment “Video Games are Gay,” The Sims pretty much wins the day. Woo!!! And yes, that IS where the baby belongs. Anyway, it reminded me of one clear improvement that Sims 3 offers over … Continue reading
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And Now, A Sexytime Break
(First, an admin note: the site may go down for a little while on Wednesday. Not to worry! It should be back up by Thursday morning at the latest.) Patrick was doing some outstanding work with the easel. Is that … Continue reading
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Time Flies!
I’ve been playing a LOT. More than I’ve been writing about it, obviously! Mort is at level 6 of the Ghost Hunting profession. Even the ancient ghosts in like chain mail and shit know his name! And fear him. Meanwhile … Continue reading
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Settling In
Mort and I finally figured out how to hunt spirits. Spirits aren’t the same as ghosts, for one thing. Spirits float around looking like actual ghosts, instead of ghosts, which look like transparent people. (If that makes any damn sense.) … Continue reading
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And A New Leaf
Once Mort turned into a young adult, he was old enough to take care of his little brother. And so I decided to send Pearl out to the pool. It’s a fitting end, don’t you think? Once she drowned, I … Continue reading
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A New Day
I picked up the Ambitions expansion pack today. After spending another hour or so tinkering with the game to make it go, I finally got it up and running – and doing better than it had before. Could the latest … Continue reading
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